Google Translate is rarely the answer

The oh-God-the-client-has-sent-some-Japanese-product-copy-that-needs-translating-tonight-and-I-really-don’t-want-to-have-to-ask-the-translator-if-they-can-turn-something-round-in-an-evening-again-erm-MAYBE-Google Translate-will-be-ok-this-time moment.